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Irene Aftermath [Sep. 1st, 2011|05:08 pm]
Lance Bauer
[mood |tiredtired]

While the northeast coast had some of the most severe damage from a hurricane in their history(so I've heard) where I live people were complaining about how the entire thing was hyped up beyond what it should have been. It's strangely true because back when Isabel hit us they didn't act panicked about it at all, yet it turned out to be the worst storm we had in decades. With Irene we had power for the most of the day it was hitting us, until the afternoon when it finally conked out from something. Isabel knocked our power out as soon as it was near the coast and left us without power for almost a month. Needless to say, everything is fine now.


I made some comics while our power was out.


Before the storm I had to help dad work on the roof -- something he planned at a poor time -- and I've found I kinda enjoy doing construction-based things like that. I have an uncle who owns a bricklaying company, who I was going to work for until my dad told me I couldn't move to Ohio, yet later he then pulled the "But I thought you wanted to work for my brother" routine AFTER I didn't have enough money to move there. I live with crazy people. Anyway, it's something I'm considering pursuing for work alongside my hopeless artist endeavor(I can try!). A friend of mine has relatives who work in publishing and she's in school for art, so I asked her if she could help me build a proper port folio and give me advice as to how the art industry works. Making connections is always good. :)

Here's some recent art stuff.
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HELLO THERE [May. 28th, 2011|01:40 pm]
Lance Bauer
[mood |artistic]



This spider was on our fridge out in the garage the other night. It's not very common to find spiders this large this far north so we were very surprised. Or in mom's case, shocked and flipping out about the thing.


Here's some daily art stuff. Including lots of random sketches.
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Irony [Mar. 17th, 2011|02:14 am]
Lance Bauer
[mood |amusedsarcastic]

Virginia - Definition
"It's the feminine form of the Roman surname Verginius (meaning unknown), but somehow associated with Latin Virgo, meaning "maid, virgin".

Stop the presses! This just in -- Hampton Roads has some of the highest STD rates in the nation.
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LSD Pizzzzzzaaaaa [Oct. 5th, 2010|11:46 pm]
Lance Bauer
[mood |weirdweird]



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BATMAN! [Oct. 3rd, 2010|10:24 pm]
Lance Bauer
[mood |amusedamused]



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Writing Meme [Jul. 14th, 2010|08:29 pm]
Lance Bauer
[mood |confusedconfused]



I write like
William Shakespeare

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!





I guess that's what I get for reading nothing but old books.
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Oil Spill Solution [Jun. 6th, 2010|02:32 am]
Lance Bauer
[mood |amusedamused]



Patrick sure has the same idea.
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My CDs are delicious [Apr. 11th, 2010|01:25 pm]
Lance Bauer
[mood |amusedamused]

My PS2 burned games will be delicious soon enough. Why? I ordered a hamburger CD holder for them. :D
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Fable 1996 [Mar. 26th, 2010|12:16 pm]
Lance Bauer
[mood |amusedamused]



Things taken out of context are awesome.
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AGONY [Mar. 26th, 2010|02:09 am]
Lance Bauer
[mood |sicksick]

Wow, so I have been dealing with this cold I spent an entire week avoiding. At first when my sister came to visit she started coughing and sniffling. Of course she stated it was just an allergy. Within a day or two everyone else in the house was sick, excluding myself. The entire week went by where I was't catching it and trying not to catch it by keeping things clean and taking elderberry syrup, which may be why I caught it because sick people made it. I had successfully kept from getting sick until the day my sister left. That's when it hit me and now I am quite agonized from the irritation this cold is inflicting upon my sinuses.

It's rather interesting that we almost never get sick in this house unless, say, dad gets sick from work because he doesn't seem to try not giving it to us. Yeah, he comes home and coughs all over everything instead of covering his mouth like a courteous person would do. It also doesn't help that he doesn't wash his hands after using the restroom either. The only other times we happen to have such illnesses attack us is when we go to Ohio and stay at grandma's house or grandma(in this case Lauren, since she lives with grandma)comes to visit us. Keep your germs to yourself, sheesh!

In other news, I received my new glasses that Jim so generously offered to buy for me since he works at an optometry shop. Thank you very much, sir Jim Jim. I shall be sending out the prints you wanted when I can, which will hopefully be when I'm not sick. :(


COMIC



My little sister finds our neighbor really attractive and pleasing to look at. She tends to find men who are slightly chunky, with big backs, beards, and cute, twinkly eyes appealing. In other words, she likes cute bear-ish rednecks. In a way I guess you could say the men she finds attractive are like even cuter versions of myself, which is kinda weird, but more power to her I suppose. :)
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